You are a moron

“I have to tell you something that has been bothering me”, I said to Billy.

“What exactly” he replied as he raised his head from the pillow to hear what I had to say.

“I don’t know how you will feel about this, but I just have to tell you” I replied.

“What is it “.

Billy was getting really impatient.

Come close, I don’t want your sister to hear us.

Billy’s sister was lying fast asleep on the other corner of the room.

Billy moved closer as I spoke these words softly into his ear.

“You are a moron”.

We both burst into a wild fit of laughter.

It was a stupid joke.

 A joke I am known for.

“Really?”

 Billy replied with a smile.

“This is what I think about it” he added.

And he whispered these words into my ears.

“Same to you”