Who The Hell Created Lap Dance?

The other day ,i just asked myself ,...

Who The Hell Created Lap Dance?

You know why?

...because for some reason i just realized how stupid the whole idea of a lap dance is.

Think about this.

Who in his right mind thinks it is cool to go some where, pay half nude girls to dance or sit on your lap , get a hard-on and then you go back home with no one to bring down the growth in your pants.

it's just freaken crazy.

So who the hell invented this shit?

i need him to read this .