The Equalizer - Movie Review

Just one sentence…

Never fuck with the wrong man.(or woman)

Never ever.

No kidding.

The movie is about a man with an incredible past…who has the skills of Rambo, Indiana jones and James Bond combined.

After he lost his wife …he swore never to go back to that past.

He dedicated his life to helping people…until one person …he was trying to help…a Russian whore…got beat up by the Russia mob (her handlers).

He went to see her handlers in a Russian bar to make an offer. Unfortunately they refused it …and in 28 seconds, he sucked the life out of 4 mean men.

Ruskin, the head of the mob in Russia sent in his hitman to clean up the mess and avenge.

Oblivious of who he was fucking with.

This same single man (acted by Denzel Washington), destroyed his business empire …killed his hitman and men…and headed to Russia and finished off Ruskin.

Just make sure you clear up your bladder before you start watching …because you’re not gonna want to miss 1 second of this flick.

And one last thing.

Never  Fuck With The WRONG MAN.(Or WOMAN)

Clouds And Wizards

It first happened when i stepped out of the school bus 3 days ago.

As i waited and waved the bus to disappear down the road , i noticed smoke hovering around me like clouds.

Like something you see only in movies.

Like a wizard in a Harry potter movie...only that I wasn't riding on a broom or dressed in black

cloak.


It lasted for a few seconds though so i just thought wow...

"that was cool"

But when it happened again 2 days later , i knew there was something more to it.

This time the clouds lingered for almost 10 seconds.

"What the hell is that?"

"what's that smoke all about you?" Max asked .

"I don't know ,

"I noticed it a few days ago too"

My voice trembled as fear gushed out with the words from my mouth.


Immediately I got home , I ran to mom.


"Mom, what's wrong with me?"


"clouds are following me around"


Mom looked at me and said ...

"Son , there's something i need to tell you."

The Story Of The Insolent Girl

On my way back from my drinking spree one Friday evening , I saw a girl who had the beauty of 400 models combined.

I could not resist the urge to go talk to her.
So I strolled up to her with the confidence of a man who had just won a $1 million jackpot.

"Hi" I said smiling from ear to ear.

She didn't reply.

"Hi" I said again still smiling from ear to ear.

Perhaps she didn't hear me.

But she didn't talk. Didn't even move.

I was completely ignored... like I was not even there.

"Am talking to you"

Still , no reply.


As I stood there on the concrete slab looking at her , completely embarrassed by her actions...passersby took notice and looked in my direction.


"Why are you feeling like?" I asked her ...beginning to get a little angry.

"Why are you ignoring me?"


As I began raising  my voice...I heard footsteps behind me.

The voice of a young man said...


"Sir, you're talking to a mannequin"

Is This The Best Music Movie Ever Made?

So I have watched the movie perfect pitch like 3 times already and I can’t get enough.

 I love music so any movie about movie attracts me like a magnet. 

 But Perfect Pitch is kinda different.

 When i watched the movie for the first time, the throwing up on stage by…one of the Bella girls...sucked me in.

 And the Treble Makers are just awesome.

 You know, one would expect some old boring crap from accapella (hope I spelled that right) groups …but these guys rocked and made accapella …freaking awesome .

They music the made with their mouth...is amazing.

 I will definitely watch again… jumping to the cool parts of the movie using my remote.

 If you love to watch a cool music related movie that will crack your ribs with laughter go…get Perfect Pitch.

 It’s an old movie though.

Released in 2012 , I think.

 Go get it.