On my way back from my drinking spree one Friday evening , I saw a girl who had the beauty of 400 models combined.
I could not resist the urge to go talk to her.
So I strolled up to her with the confidence of a man who had just won a $1 million jackpot.
"Hi" I said smiling from ear to ear.
She didn't reply.
"Hi" I said again still smiling from ear to ear.
Perhaps she didn't hear me.
But she didn't talk. Didn't even move.
I was completely ignored... like I was not even there.
"Am talking to you"
Still , no reply.
As I stood there on the concrete slab looking at her , completely embarrassed by her actions...passersby took notice and looked in my direction.
"Why are you feeling like?" I asked her ...beginning to get a little angry.
"Why are you ignoring me?"
As I began raising my voice...I heard footsteps behind me.
The voice of a young man said...
"Sir, you're talking to a mannequin"
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