The scary marketing experiment story

" That's a stupid marketing idea. I won't work" I said as we strolled into the office complex.


My partner had just suggested a wacky idea for promoting out flagship product.

And it sounded too crazy.


"people would not take us serious" I kept telling him.

'well, you never know tilll you try" he replied.

" i have seen stupid ideas that work wonders. And remember , you always said...test everything". he added.


And well, he was right. I have always told him that.

So i mulled he thought over and said...

"okay. go do it"


He smiled like he just received the good news of a promotion and raced out my office.

The next day, as I got to the office, I saw something that almost made me vomit.

On top of one of our car was something that looked like a corpse.

"What the hell?"

"Is this what his idea was?". I asked myself.



I pulled out my phone and dialed a number.

Someone was about to be verbally annihilated.

The Story of The Star Gazer

“I have found it” 

James screamed with joy like he just won the lottery.  He dropped the telescope and sprinted in my direction.

James was my twin brother and an amateur astronaut. That’s what he called himself though. I preferred to call him the “crazy star gazer”.

Since we were 7, he had always been fascinated with stars and astronomy.

I remembered the day dad bought him a toy telescope. He smiled from ear to ear like a boy who just got room full of candy.

For the next 12 years, he kept studying and gazing at stars.

“What is it this time?”

“Have you found another onion?”

 That was my way of mocking him. Onion meant Orion.

“Just come check it out”

He dragged me to where he kept the giant telescope.

“Just take a look” he repeated.

I grabbed it and looked.

All I could see were clouds.

“James, did you just make me spend 10 seconds of my life watching clouds”

“What’s all the fuzz was about?”

I dropped his equipment and walked away like an angry child who just got grounded by his dad.

These 3 Funny Tips Can Save Your Marriage

Marriage can be SWEET...and some times can be so bitter.
Some times it's so bad a partner wants a divorce.

 I am not a marriage counselor or anything like...so don't take my GOOD advice. :)

If you are going through stuff times in your marriage , then these 3 funny tips can actually save your marriage from falling apart.

1. Be A FOOL

Yep.
If marriage has to WORK. 1 person has to be a fool sometimes.  You have to overlook things and tolerate the nonsense of your partner.

You know you have your own nonsense RIGHT?
We all do.

If your marriage must work, then you need to tolerate and be a fool for the other partner,
I know this can be HARD because some people are just

2. TALK to your partner 247 

Don't sleep...don't go to WORK...just stay awake and throughout the day talking to your partner.

LOL.

Okay ...just kidding.

But the point I want to make is COMMUNICATE.

Talk to him or her. Don't assume anything.

You see, many marriages fail be cause the partners stop communicating.They start making assumptions.

Appreciate the GOOD Side of your partner

3. Say " I love You" Hourly (and mean it)

Okay...This is not possible. But whenever you can , tell him or her that you LOVE him or her.

People want to be appreciated and LOVED.
Even the worse criminal want to be loved.
 So when you genuinely Love and say it to your partner... (and also act it)...you mend the fences that can wreck your marriage.

Don't assume your partner knows it...SAY IT.
Then act it.

Want more ways to mend your marriage and save your marriage?

 This training is filled with effective ways to turn your marriage around. Just click the link below to check it out.


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Man Transforms Stupid Potato Idea Into a "$10k Profit A Month online JACKPOT"

Do you eat POTATOES? If yes...next time you eat one...just imagine crispy $100 bill rolling down your throat...because a man has found a way to make money with potatoes. You see , the other day I stumbled on a very funny but interesting story. A man had a silly idea, when out and tried it.  He made over $10 000 profit in the first month. (I'll shoot you a link below. Read on) Guess what he's doing? People pay him money to write messages on a real potatoes then he mails it anonymously  to any person they want Yeah...you read that right. You can laugh if you want...but that guy is making BANK. BIG $hiny BUCKS. You know, that's why I love the internet. Anyone who  can really take action can SUCCEED. Sometimes it just takes having some BALLS...and the right information. Having BIG BALLS is good. But  having the RIGHT information ...and having  the balls to TAKE ACTION...on the right information... ...will shoot you to success FAST. Truth is...there's bad information all over the WEB. There's also good info too. But the question is ..do you have the BALLS to take action? Did I hear you say "you do"? Good. The cool thing is ...there are many online models much simpler than coming up with silly ideas. You won't have to stay awake all night scrawling on potato or anything object. You'll still need to do some work though. Ready? One cool way to get started online is affiliate marketing. And the other day I pointed you to a training that shows how to profit quickly with affiliate marketing. ====>https://warriorplus.com/o2/a/tnw5p/0 Best Mk Akan PS- Here's the potato story. http://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/plano-native-starts-business-to-anonymously-send-potatoes-in-mail-7503024

The Equalizer - Movie Review

Just one sentence…

Never fuck with the wrong man.(or woman)

Never ever.

No kidding.

The movie is about a man with an incredible past…who has the skills of Rambo, Indiana jones and James Bond combined.

After he lost his wife …he swore never to go back to that past.

He dedicated his life to helping people…until one person …he was trying to help…a Russian whore…got beat up by the Russia mob (her handlers).

He went to see her handlers in a Russian bar to make an offer. Unfortunately they refused it …and in 28 seconds, he sucked the life out of 4 mean men.

Ruskin, the head of the mob in Russia sent in his hitman to clean up the mess and avenge.

Oblivious of who he was fucking with.

This same single man (acted by Denzel Washington), destroyed his business empire …killed his hitman and men…and headed to Russia and finished off Ruskin.

Just make sure you clear up your bladder before you start watching …because you’re not gonna want to miss 1 second of this flick.

And one last thing.

Never  Fuck With The WRONG MAN.(Or WOMAN)

Clouds And Wizards

It first happened when i stepped out of the school bus 3 days ago.

As i waited and waved the bus to disappear down the road , i noticed smoke hovering around me like clouds.

Like something you see only in movies.

Like a wizard in a Harry potter movie...only that I wasn't riding on a broom or dressed in black

cloak.


It lasted for a few seconds though so i just thought wow...

"that was cool"

But when it happened again 2 days later , i knew there was something more to it.

This time the clouds lingered for almost 10 seconds.

"What the hell is that?"

"what's that smoke all about you?" Max asked .

"I don't know ,

"I noticed it a few days ago too"

My voice trembled as fear gushed out with the words from my mouth.


Immediately I got home , I ran to mom.


"Mom, what's wrong with me?"


"clouds are following me around"


Mom looked at me and said ...

"Son , there's something i need to tell you."

The Story Of The Insolent Girl

On my way back from my drinking spree one Friday evening , I saw a girl who had the beauty of 400 models combined.

I could not resist the urge to go talk to her.
So I strolled up to her with the confidence of a man who had just won a $1 million jackpot.

"Hi" I said smiling from ear to ear.

She didn't reply.

"Hi" I said again still smiling from ear to ear.

Perhaps she didn't hear me.

But she didn't talk. Didn't even move.

I was completely ignored... like I was not even there.

"Am talking to you"

Still , no reply.


As I stood there on the concrete slab looking at her , completely embarrassed by her actions...passersby took notice and looked in my direction.


"Why are you feeling like?" I asked her ...beginning to get a little angry.

"Why are you ignoring me?"


As I began raising  my voice...I heard footsteps behind me.

The voice of a young man said...


"Sir, you're talking to a mannequin"